How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

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Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

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what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

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Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

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What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

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What did Niel Patrick Harris do after coming out of the closet? He grabbed his jacket and went for a delightful stroll in the park.

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why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

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There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

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What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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