What's the difference between Stevie Wonder and Kevin Bacon? There's none. Neither of them is a taxi driver.

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Laws are initially proposed in Parliament as bills. They become Acts after being approved three times by Parliamentary votes and then receiving Royal Assent from the Governor-General. The majority of bills are promulgated by the government of the day (that is, the party or parties that have a majority in Parliament). It is rare for government bills to be defeated, indeed the first to be defeated in the twentieth century was in 1998. It is also possible for individual MPs to promote their own bills, called member's bills; these are usually put forward by opposition parties, or by MPs who wish to deal with a matter that parties do not take positions on.

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What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

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Johnny just finished his pie.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

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Hair

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Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

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Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

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Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

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Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

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Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

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What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

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A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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