GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

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women's rights

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

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What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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Dallas Cowboys

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blubber vaginass CC

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You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

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Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

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chuck norris is a little b|tch

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You.

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knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

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What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

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Liars go to hell! -God

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wat?

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In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

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Bob: The whale is a creature that isn't naturally capable of creating any kind of technologically advanced unit of operations? Spectator: Was that actually a question or a statement? Bob: To be candid, occasionally my mind registers the practically indelible impression that I am not competent enough to effectively articulate my relatively subtle thoughts of philosophical value. Spectator: What'd you attempt to explicate? Bob: Hello, contemporary. Spectator: That's definitely considerably better than, "Benevolent greeting to you, fellow indigenous inhabitants of the magnificant, planetary cynosure, Earth Prime." You've managed to improve! Bob: I shall try to emulate those simpletons of this planet in order to garner new allies. Maybe next time I should just stick with some traditional routines that many people currently practice on a daily basis. Now, it's time to examine some "test subjects" so to educate myself further on the nature of my numerous classmates, purported facillitators etc. Spectator: Bye. Bob: See you next time! Wow... I amaze myself with my ability to efficiently adapt to my circumstantial situations. I mean, I am a ninja student who has developed new skills at communication! Wait... nevermind. Bystander: man, were you just soliloquizing... and personally enjoying it? Bob: Ehhh,... No? Bystander: Was that a statement or a question?

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Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

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What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

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Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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