- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

This is not a joke.

Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

I love you very much.

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

I can't see my forehead

what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

Kate

A black guy walks in to a bar.

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