Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

" I can't here you it's too dark!"

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

American healthcare.

Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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