- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

A baby seal walks into a club.

Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

Exactly what?

What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

A zombie walks into a bar. It was shot by an M16 automatic rifle. The video game had zombies.

Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

What's 1+1? 4.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

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