Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

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Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

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what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

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Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

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What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

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square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

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Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

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Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

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Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

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What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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What's worse then Obama? Nothing

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My life

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What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

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What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

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William Raines.

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Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

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What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

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