What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

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Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

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whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

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Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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William Raines.

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A black succeeds

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Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

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The WNBA.

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The Theory of Relativity, proposed by the Jewish physicist Albert Einstein (1879-1955) in the early part of the 20th century, is one of the most significant scientific advances of our time. Although the concept of relativity was not introduced by Einstein, his major contribution was the recognition that the speed of light in a vacuum is constant and an absolute physical boundary for motion. This does not have a major impact on a person's day-to-day life since we travel at speeds much slower than light speed. For objects travelling near light speed, however, the theory of relativity states that objects will move slower and shorten in length from the point of view of an observer on Earth. Einstein also derived the famous equation, E = mc2, which reveals the equivalence of mass and energy. When Einstein applied his theory to gravitational fields, he derived the "curved space-time continuum" which depicts the dimensions of space and time as a two-dimensional surface where massive objects create valleys and dips in the surface. This aspect of relativity explained the phenomena of light bending around the sun, predicted black holes as well as the Cosmic Microwave Background Radiation (CMB) -- a discovery rendering fundamental anomalies in the classic Steady-State hypothesis. For his work on relativity, the photoelectric effect and blackbody radiation, Einstein received the Nobel Prize in 1921.

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What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

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If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

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Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

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Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

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What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

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whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

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A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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