- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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Look at your hand. Made you look!

here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

knock knock go away

How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

I Love Hitler.

How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

What's in there? Get outta there...

How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

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