Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

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The Mets win the World Series

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Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

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A black man says "ask" correctly.

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Fill in the _________ Ans: Cup Posted By: Lram

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Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

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What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

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why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

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Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

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What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

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Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

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Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

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What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

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I'm Spartacus

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Anti Joke

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