Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

Jews who wear penny loafers...

Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

Female Athletics

haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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