why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

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Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

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Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

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theres a fat guy

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the cow goes moo

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

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What's worse than seeing your goldfish die? Watching your grandfather have a stroke.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

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Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

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Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

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What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

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Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

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What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

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Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

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A black person in the NHL

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did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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