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Women's rights

What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

" I can't here you it's too dark!"

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

The jets are a good team..

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

American healthcare.

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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