- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

" I can't here you it's too dark!"

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

Laura Pratz..

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

What's in there? Get outta there...

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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