chuck norris is a little b|tch

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Why did the man cross the road? He was hungry and homeless, and in search of chicken.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

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what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

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Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

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anti-joke teehee

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

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What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

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what's black? a lot of things.

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How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

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Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

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What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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Anti Joke

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