- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

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