what do you do when you see the klu klucks klan ? act white

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How many rich men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, to hire an electrician to do it for him.

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so a piece of grass is walking down the street..... wait a minute thats not right.

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A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

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Q: How do you keep a carnival fish for more than a week? A: Place it in formaldehyde when you get home

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what do you call a black man in a police car? either officer or offender, depending on what role he has in the crime.

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A cowboy rides out to the middle of nowhere and then shoots his horse. He then makes his way back into town and meets a man in the saloon. The man says, "On second thought, I'd like to buy that horse."

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Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

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Q: How do get a person to leave you alone ? A: Suck out his eye-balls stuff them in your ears to muffle the sound of his screaming as you head-butt him into a fine paste. Then proceed to spread or squeeze sed paste on to delicious food substance and eat sed delicious food substance. Then carry on with the rest of your day like nothing happened. (P.S. Just ignore any letters about court cases or arrests)

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Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

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Why did the black man run out of the shop with items under his jacket? He was shopping for groceries, when his brother texted him, letting him know that his wife had just gone into labour. He then realised that it was a very miserable rainy day outside and he didn't have an umbarella, so he payed for his items, and ran to his car.

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mat (telling anti joke): so you are stranded in a desert, right and kyle: no. Mat: no man i'm Kyle: no (kyle was later found dead)

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Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

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Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

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Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

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What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

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A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

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who is smarter than a human? a nerd

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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mexicans fishing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

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