- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

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