- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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