what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

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Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

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727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

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what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

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Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

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Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

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Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

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how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

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AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

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nothing

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Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

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An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

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ask me if im a door yes

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Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig *spinning head like neck is gonna break off* Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALI*Y, BEAST*ALITY? AGAIN?

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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Oh s***

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A dyslexic man into bar walks a.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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