- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

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Caramel Boing.

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

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