so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

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What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

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what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

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womens rights

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Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

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Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

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How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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What do you call a fat priest? Obese

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Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

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whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

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three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

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A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

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How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

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your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

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If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

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Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

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this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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