- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? You don't, the giraffe is a savanah animals and there is no physical way for a giraffe to fit in a refridgerator.

Why did the small child cry? He was forced to dig his own grave at gunpoint.

Q: What do a hockey coach and a bar stool have in common? A: because seven ATE nine

One day a black man went and bought a car with his own hard-earned money.

Why is Michael Jackson a bad chess player? Because he's dead.

Why couldn't Jimmy run in the track race? Because he has been paralyzed since he was 3, due to a horrible accident

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

What did john say to bob Hey bob

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

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