- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

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How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

You having friends.

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

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