- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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