- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

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