- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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These jokes don't have punchlines.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Why can't jokes spit?

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

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