Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

Feminism

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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