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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

What happened to the homosexual jiggalo? He ended up getting aids from having anal sex with various men which is not the best idea because the anus where poop comes from.

In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face" The bartender then sees the horse's broken leg and proceeds to buy him a free drink.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

your mama so jewish ( fat ) she had to take up two seats on the plane to fly here in the end there was no chocolate left she was taking up the whole plane space.

Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

Obama

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

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