- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

An astronaut, a nun and a fireman walk into a bar. They all order something to drink as they have all had a busy day.

Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

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