- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

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