- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

knock knock whos there boo boo who? stop crying its only me! its not you, my mom has cancer, my dad was killed in a car accident, my pregnant wife has been murdered, and my uncle touches me.

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