How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

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Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

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Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

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What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

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flink geit, nei ikkke kneck bena hans jeh er på "forgiftnings avdelingen" third flor deen ask arund I mena i am the ønly guy in the world named Angelo Nero, so ull find me, srsly, got some ritalin on u? Do not respond, u know am not into drugz, but i waanna stay awak, get the detailz, remembeeer if you kicke his nuts, you get paid, if not go back. God jobb gutta, seriøst, kaffipiller ritalin, stimulanter? Not opiats, come with my phon so i can fuuk this netwerk,.. Ps: Okay break his leg, but ust one, hurry up remembr, cut his tungue (it grows bak jes) then tell dem you save him, you can be heroews, goat, tell fingern that when im bak, we are takin a trip on da limo, galz included becuz Mr.Black is the gentz. NO MOR REPLYES whre u? I want my phone not answrs her. Nero is a fucking demoppsn

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What did the bus say to the short bus? Heh, you're retarded..

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How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

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what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

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PENIS

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What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

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Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms Q. What smells like red paint and is blue? A. Blue Paint Knock Knock? Who's There NOT SALLY

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Why can't Stephen Hawking go to the moon? He can, it would require a great sum of money, and extensive anti-gravity training.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

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Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

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Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

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