- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

Why couldn't the little kid get to sleep? His dog was on fire

whats the difference between a dead body and a car with doors that open in a diagnal manner one was never alive to begin with

Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

Whats more worse than a dead baby? You shouldn't be thinking about dead babies or stuff worse than them, it is sad.

Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

If Billy has 4 apples in his left hand and 6 apples in his right hand, what does he have? Very large hands.

What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

Why did the cow cross the road? The slaughter yard was on the other side!

Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure, but the farmer must be very upset about the loss of one of his chickens.

whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

Q: Why did the Westboro Baptist Church picket the gay marine’s funeral? A: Homosexuals are a plague sent by Satan to destroy the fabric of America.

What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

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