- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: He had no arms Q: Why did the frog fall out of the tree? A: He was stapled to the monkey's face

A Lion walked into bar. He ordered a steak Because lions love meat.

What did Osama Bin Laden say to his barber? ????? ??? ?????? ??? ?????, which, in their native language means, I would like to get a haircut.

What happens when you drive down the road? you get to the end of the road

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

Whats black white and red all over? A decapitated panda.

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