Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

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Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

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A carpenter walks into a bar. After ordering some wine he tells the bartender that one of his 12 friends will betray him. He also says that once he was captured, the government will execute him on a wooden cross for everyone to see. The bartender in disbelief says to the man "You gotta be kiddin' me, do you think you're Jesus or something?" The man throws his glass of wine to the floor, grabs the bartender by his collar, and says "Hey man, I ordered red wine, not white wine you bastard!" After a few minutes, a group of nurses escort the insane loon back to the mental clinic. The bartender never saw the man again and proceeds to sweep that mess the psycho left on the floor.

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OMG, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

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Yo mama so fat, she was diagnosed with Type 2 Diabetes and has been instructed by her physician to exercise and regularly monitor her blood glucose levels.

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ROSES ARE RED VILOTS ARE BLUE I HOPE YOU KNOW IM A JEW

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

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Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

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Roses are red,violets are blue I've got aids & now so do you Merry Christmas

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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A man with a PhD walks up to a college student and jokingly says "Hey dude, what did the hat say to the other hat?" The student replies "My name is Joe and a hat does not have a mouth, therefore it cannot speak." The student is then unimpressed on how uneducated the man is, also worring about how the man was able to receive a PhD.

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I'm rick james bitch

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

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Q- Why? A- Why not?

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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