- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Lets begin, tell me about yourself," "ok, well first I'm a open book and..." "ok next" "why?" "I fucking hate books!"

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What did the orange say to the lemon? We are both alike but a differnt color

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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