Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

Cripples are lame.

A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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