what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

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