- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

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