- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

How would you rule?

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

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