What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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Caramel Boing.

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

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Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

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Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

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If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

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What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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salad days!

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

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Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

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How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

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Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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