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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

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The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

Have you ever heard of a goose?

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

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So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

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