- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

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