- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

There once was this guy and he fell down

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

Oh s***

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

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