Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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