How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

2 black kids walk into school

what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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