A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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