What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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