What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

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What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

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There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

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What's your blood type? Red.

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When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

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what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

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How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

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Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

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This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

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Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

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why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

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whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

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Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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How do you make a man cry? you torture him

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What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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