- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

the WNBA

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

A fat guy!

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

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